Secondo: "Yum Yum, lovely cool fresh celery leaves, life is good!"
Goliath: "Hey Mate, scoot over a bit so I can get some too."
Secondo: "No! Go get yerself stuffed elsewhere...Mate."
Goliath: "Oh, pull yer head in, theres plenty of room on this perch for...."
Secondo: "No, means No! So p*ss orf, pigeon! See, Im bigger than you are and Im gonna kick your tail now!"
Goliath: "Bring it on!"
Secondo then got even higher up on his toes, and then, much to his chagrin...
...he fell off the perch.
Goliath: "You 'right, Mate?"